No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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