I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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