Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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