Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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