Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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