i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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