too bad you live with your parents still
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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