Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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