I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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