Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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