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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Who is this?

  (407): View more from Florida

  Who do you want it to be?

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  Sarah Palin

  (407): View more from Florida

  I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?

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  Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?

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