it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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