fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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