I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I am midnight drunk by noon
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Im part way to drunk.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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