So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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