David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
40s are totally the cure
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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