Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I chose taco bell over sex...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.