was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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