oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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