yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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