I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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