yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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