Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?