it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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