so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.