Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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