just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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