I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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