So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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