Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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