i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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