is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
All the doctor said was why
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.