Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
and she was petting her beer can
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah