Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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