I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We need to get me chipped asap
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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