Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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