i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
smell my finger.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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