After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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