Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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