i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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