they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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