If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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