I wannas sexs uuuuu
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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