Whod you bang
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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