Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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