Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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