I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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