I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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