Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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