Porn is love you can see.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
