halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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