goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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