i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
This house was built for laser tag.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He better not be in your backpack
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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