Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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