Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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