He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This girl is more easily done than said...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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