i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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